The Hymn of the Moderately Ventilated Turnips in G Major

Official Hymn of Prudent Ventilation in The Attic There are matters that simply cannot go without a hymn. The ventilation of turnips is one of them. After lengthy deliberations, several annexes, a few disagreements over relative humidity, and an unfortunate…

📜 Christmas 2007

We do not speak of Christmas 2007. “In the name of Butter… of Flour… and Whole Milk… may the béchamel be free of lumps, may the cannelloni never split open, and may no ignorant fool come anywhere near my kitchen.…

📜The Ten Commandments of Good Taste

According to Saint Allegro, patron saint of worthy kitchens 📜 First Commandment: Thou shalt not take the name of Parmesan in vain. 📜 Second Commandment: Thou shalt never serve a cannelloni without its blanket. 📜 Third Commandment: Thou shalt honor…