📜 1st International Congress on Applied Nasology Figure 1. Opening session of the Chair of Applied Nasology. Archive of questionable authenticity. After an exhaustive investigation, thirty-two interviews, four coffees, two herbal teas, and one suspicious croissant, the Council reached the…
Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Contemplative nun, spiritual horticulturist, and an administrative anomaly of difficult classification. General Information Full name: Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Occupation: Nun. Actual occupation: No one knows for sure. Residence: Convent (pending confirmation, as the…
The Official Convent Sweet Pea She always asks with complete innocence: —Mother Patience… what exactly is the Fresh Room? Silence. The other sisters stare at the floor. Gregorius turns bright red. Aurelius stops writing. Sister Piety begins laughing under her…
