Incidents involving turnips, delicate humidity, and unauthorized activities in the Fresh Room. This file remains partially classified. Several documents were lost, others were burned, and some… are best left unmentioned. The Institute of Applied Freshology confirms only one fact: excessive…
The Department of Applied Freshology reports that documents drafted in the presence of turnips, delicate humidity, or unauthorized activities in the fresh room show a statistically significant tendency to multiply. Staff are reminded that: • A Word document left unattended…
On the Just-a-Little Trap The Just-a-Little Trap shall be deemed to include any statement containing: • “Just a little.” • “I’m only going to look.” • “Nothing will happen.” • “It’s only going to be a short post.” • “I…
