📰 Breaking News
The castle chef has demanded that béchamel be declared a gastronomic heritage of the county.
Lord Cassanovus has voted in favor.
Augustine continues to make no statements.
📰 THE PRYMERE GAZETTE
📰 THE PRYMERЕ GAZETTE
From the Correspondent
Welcome to The Prymere Gazette.
This section brings together the news, events, and small stories from our village.
From life at the castle to the streets, the gardens, the square, and all those places that are part of everyday life in Prymere, these pages aim to preserve a record of everything that happens here.
My task is to observe, listen, and report events with the greatest possible accuracy.
The rest… you may judge for yourselves.
Thank you for reading.
We will meet again very soon with the first news report.
Augustine, the castle butler
There are people who go unnoticed.
And then there are those upon whom everything depends to keep running smoothly.
Augustine is one of them.
He has been the castle butler of Prymere for many years.
He knows every hallway, every room, and every custom of the household.
He is always in the right place.
He always knows what needs to be done.
And almost always…
…he knows more than he says.
When visitors ask him questions, he usually responds with a slight bow and impeccable courtesy.
His statements are rare.
His judgment, however, is beyond reproach.
☕ Tea Time
—My lord.
—Yes, Agustín?
—The tea.
—Excellent.
—I heard the Provincial Council is still studying the portrait.
—Naturally.
—Have they said anything else?
—Only that they still haven’t found the end of the nose.
—I see.
(Agustín pours the tea with absolute precision.)
—Sugar, my lord?
Trials and Tribulations of a Designer and a Translator
Battles with No Chance of Winning Against Photoshop
(and Other Dangerous Conversations with ChatGPT)
Montse: “I want a small forest fairy, delicate and magical.”
Agnes:
Montse…
This is not a fairy.
This is a rodent with a pilot’s license.
We don’t know if it casts spells.
But it definitely knows how to hide nuts very well.
