Pursuit of Foo-foos in Academic Hallways The Faculty of Applied Turnipology reminds all students that the following provisions remain in effect: The pursuit of Foo-foos through the hallways during class hours is strictly prohibited. Any incident shall be reported immediately…
Sister Piety is hereby forbidden from explaining to pilgrims why potatoes must be planted deep “to preserve their privacy.”
Scholars disagree on whether the text is written in Medieval Latin, highly enthusiastic Italian, or Liturgical Parmesan. Despite numerous attempts, no definitive translation has ever been achieved. 🎹 ORGAN Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… 🎶 CHOIR Graaaaaatinaaaaaaaatusssssssssssss… Aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeternuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum… 🎹 ORGAN 🎶 CHOIR Beeeeeeeeeeeechameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaaaa… Glooooooooooooooooorioooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaa……
