📜 OFFICIAL RECORD 427-C
Sister Piety is hereby forbidden from explaining to pilgrims why potatoes must be planted deep “to preserve their privacy.”
The manuscript that follows was discovered behind a remarkably large wheel of cheese.
Scholars disagree on whether the text is written in Medieval Latin, highly enthusiastic Italian, or Liturgical Parmesan. Despite numerous attempts, no definitive translation has ever been achieved. 🎹 ORGAN Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… 🎶 CHOIR Graaaaaatinaaaaaaaatusssssssssssss… Aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeternuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum… 🎹 ORGAN 🎶 CHOIR Beeeeeeeeeeeechameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaaaa… Glooooooooooooooooorioooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaa……
