The Convent’s Turnips

Hope lives on… —They’re bigger this year! From the back of the convent comes a loud clonk. Sister Potato has just dropped her wooden spoon. Sister Piety quietly turns to face the wall “to pray for a while.” Mother Patience…

Chronicles of the Attic’s Sweet Pea

Thoughts That Should Have Stayed Drafts. The Sweet Pea Incident It all started with a title that turned blue when I hovered the mouse over it. There was no document. There was no link. There was absolutely nothing. But my…

SISTER CHASTITY

The Official Convent Sweet Pea She always asks with complete innocence: —Mother Patience… what exactly is the Fresh Room? Silence. The other sisters stare at the floor. Gregorius turns bright red. Aurelius stops writing. Sister Piety begins laughing under her…