After Vespers, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows retired to the Workshop of Saint Benedict to discuss certain matters concerning preserves and other topics of a rather difficult classification. —Sister Piety of the Absurd…
📜 Excerpt from the Unauthorized Annals of the Forbidden Attic Mother Patience, the Mother Superior, had instructed Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows to harvest the eggplants before None. The decision, seemingly innocent, would…
—It is a gift too, Master. —I’m not sure whether it’s a gift or a test. —Perhaps a little of both. —Lord. —I asked You for humility, charity, and obedience. —I never asked You for a sense of humor. —Sister…
