Sister Chastity

—Lord. —I am not worthy to understand all Your mysteries. —Nor those of turnips. —But I see that Sister Potato of Lourdes Parruset and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows laugh a great deal while tending the garden. —And I…

His Excellency Cassanovus NAPPIUS

Last Lord of Prymere. A gentleman of impeccable manners, limited means, and an unmistakable profile. The proud guardian of a castle that is gracefully falling apart. A tireless defender of family traditions. And the owner of the most distinguished nose…

His Grace Amadeus Culerus

Honorary resident of Prymere for so long that no one remembers when he first arrived. Not even he does. A gentleman of pleasant conversation, impeccable manners, and a natural talent for claiming the most comfortable armchair in the castle. Every…