Permanent Commission for the Certification of Montsadas 📜 Minutes No. 27 Agenda Only Item: Determine whether the present montsada deserves to be incorporated into the official heritage of The Attic. Mother Patience — The meeting is now in session. Sister…
On the Recommended Angle of the Refectory Cushions “To prevent recurring debates over whether a cushion is comfortable… or simply resigned.” Article I The cushions in the refectory shall maintain an angle sufficient to suggest comfort, but insufficient to invite…
On the Proper Use of Spoons That Have Stirred Honey “To preserve harmony among spoons, teacups, and people who are excessively optimistic.” Article I Any spoon that has stirred honey shall be granted an official period of rest. Not because…
