No zucchini will be left behind. Article 1 Every worthy zucchini shall be harvested. Article 2 If an especially large zucchini appears, the presence of two nuns and a reinforced apron shall be required. Article 3 In the event of…
Preamble After observing that certain bows between sisters extend far beyond what common sense would consider reasonable, the Council considers it appropriate to remind everyone of some basic rules of monastic coexistence. Article 1 No bow may be answered with…
On the Acceptable Number of Crumbs on the Cloister Table “To prevent entirely avoidable disputes that nevertheless occur with troubling frequency.” Article I The presence of a few crumbs on the table after breakfast shall be considered normal. Article II…
