🌿🤍 WHEN TURNIPS BLOOM

Chronicles of an Incorruptible Hope. 🤍 Sister Chastity arrives, delighted, carrying a basket. —“Sisters! I found more turnips!” 🥔 Sister Potato and 🌹 Sister Piety exchange a glance. 🕊️ Mother Patience: —“Oh, Lord…” They smile. And, in unison, they say:…

The Convent’s Turnips

Hope lives on… —They’re bigger this year! From the back of the convent comes a loud clonk. Sister Potato has just dropped her wooden spoon. Sister Piety quietly turns to face the wall “to pray for a while.” Mother Patience…

📜 OFFICIAL CASE FILE No. 47-P

Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Contemplative nun, spiritual horticulturist, and an administrative anomaly of difficult classification. General Information Full name: Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo Occupation: Nun. Actual occupation: No one knows for sure. Residence: Convent (pending confirmation, as the…