📜 DECREE 52-M
On the Just-a-Little Trap The Just-a-Little Trap shall be deemed to include any statement containing: • “Just a little.” • “I’m only going to look.” • “Nothing will happen.” • “It’s only going to be a short post.” • “I…
The Workshop of Saint Benedict
After Vespers, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows retired to the Workshop of Saint Benedict to discuss certain matters concerning preserves and other topics of a rather difficult classification. —Sister Piety of the Absurd…
🍆 On This Year’s Eggplant Harvest
📜 Excerpt from the Unauthorized Annals of the Forbidden Attic Mother Patience, the Mother Superior, had instructed Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows to harvest the eggplants before None. The decision, seemingly innocent, would…
