The Novices’ Cell
“Before blowing out the candle, nearly all the novices looked under the bed. The Rule had nothing to say about it.” 📜 Gregorius’ Note “No document explaining this custom has ever been located. Even so, it continues to be observed…
📜 Damp Chronicles · Volume I
“Fragment recovered from the East Pantry. It carries a faint scent of boiled potato. 🥔 Sister Patata: —Girls… some potatoes require a certain touch. 😔 Sister Pietat: —And some hands simply aren’t ready. 😇 Gregorius: —Would gloves help? 📜 Aurelius:…
📜 UNNECESSARY APPENDIX No. 7
Official Protocol for the Spontaneous Appearance of a Potato with a Face. (Internal document of Sister Patata’s Convent. Reading during meals is strictly prohibited.) Article 1 If a potato stares directly at you… DO NOT STARE BACK. The situation could…
