Sister Chastity

—Lord. —I am not worthy to understand all Your mysteries. —Nor those of turnips. —But I see that Sister Potato of Lourdes Parruset and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows laugh a great deal while tending the garden. —And I…

Convent of the Immaculate Discretion

“Silence, prayer, and other activities of questionable classification.” Home of Mother Superior Sister Patience. Residence of Brother Aurelius, the official chronicler, and the ever-patient Brother Gregorius. Home of Sister Chastity. And, since time immemorial, the refuge of Sister Potato of…

Possible Meeting Between Allegro and Sister Potato

Allegro would arrive carrying a gigantic tray of nine-layer lasagna, baked to outrageously excessive levels, with three pounds of Parmigiano and béchamel still steaming. And Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo foo, with her hands tucked into her sleeves and a…