After Vespers, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows retired to the Workshop of Saint Benedict to discuss certain matters concerning preserves and other topics of a rather difficult classification.

—Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows, I’ve always believed size is a secondary matter.
—Indeed, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo. What truly matters is firmness… and knowing how to make good use of it.
—Because sometimes the more modest ones bring the greatest satisfaction.
—Oh yes, and if they’re a little crooked, that’s perfectly fine too.
A novice drops her rosary.
The Mother Superior crosses herself.
—Sisters, for the love of Heaven, remember what convent you’re living in!
—Yes, Mother.
—Of course, Mother.
—We were only talking about the turnips from the garden.
—I know. As always.








