The Workshop of Saint Benedict

After Vespers, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows retired to the Workshop of Saint Benedict to discuss certain matters concerning preserves and other topics of a rather difficult classification.

—Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows, I’ve always believed size is a secondary matter.

—Indeed, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo. What truly matters is firmness… and knowing how to make good use of it.

—Because sometimes the more modest ones bring the greatest satisfaction.

—Oh yes, and if they’re a little crooked, that’s perfectly fine too.

A novice drops her rosary.

The Mother Superior crosses herself.

—Sisters, for the love of Heaven, remember what convent you’re living in!

—Yes, Mother.

—Of course, Mother.

—We were only talking about the turnips from the garden.

—I know. As always.

🕯️ aurelius’ Journal Entry

Nothing worthy of note happened this evening.

The linden tea was still warm. The fire burned with quiet dignity. I rediscovered a book I had believed lost for years.

I heard no laughter coming from the Forbidden Attic.

I have no intention of asking why.

Providence sometimes grants small mercies to weary men.

I consider it a gift.

✒️

Aurelius, Chronicler of The Attic

🕯️ Gregorius’ Journal Entry

Master Aurelius had already retired.

The library was quiet.

I watered the fern by the window and found a dried leaf inside a book no one had opened in years.

I left it where it was.

Small things have memories too.

I didn’t hear any arguments coming from the Attic.

If they were up there, may God bless them.

And if they weren’t, may He bless them anyway.

✒️

Gregorius, assistant to the Master Chronicler

🕯️ Conversation in the Library Hallway

The night was peaceful, and the candles still burned with that humble light so beloved by the old monks.

Frater Aurelius carried a roll of parchments under his arm. Frater Gregorius listened with his usual patience.

—Gregorius.

—Yes, Master?

—You’ve called me Master for many years.

—That’s true.

—I no longer remember when you started.

Gregorius smiled.

—Neither do I.

—Perhaps I should have told you to stop.

—Perhaps.

—I never did.

—No.

—Has it ever bothered you?

—Never.

They stood in silence for a moment.

—Gregorius.

—Yes, Master?

—When I’m gone, what will you do with all these papers?

Gregorius gently touched the parchment Aurelius was holding.

—I’ll keep them.

—Why?

—Because they’re yours.

—They’re only papers.

—No, Master.

—They’re the years.

Aurelius lowered his eyes.

—You always have an answer.

—Not always.

—Yes, Gregorius.

—Almost always.

The old chronicler smiled.

—Blessed be your patience.

—You’ve been blessing me for many years, Master.

—And you still haven’t grown tired of it?

—No.

—Why?

Gregorius took a moment before answering.

—Because I’ve had the good fortune to walk beside you.

And Frater Aurelius, who for many years had found no words for certain things, simply nodded.

The two old monks continued walking slowly among the books, unhurried, like friends who no longer need to fill every silence.

Fragment found among the papers of Frater Gregorius.

🍆 On This Year’s Eggplant Harvest

📜 Excerpt from the Unauthorized Annals of the Forbidden Attic

Mother Patience, the Mother Superior, had instructed Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo and Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows to harvest the eggplants before None.

The decision, seemingly innocent, would be studied for many years.

—Sister Piety of the Absurd Sorrows, look at this one.

—Oh, Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo, what a beauty!

—Nicely glossy.

—Indeed.

—Nicely firm.

—Indeed.

—Nature is marvelous.

—It certainly is.

—I’ve always thought oversized eggplants are impressive, but not necessarily the finest.

—Folk wisdom agrees.

—But a well-proportioned size…

—…is a blessing.

—Exactly.