Sophia Beautifulhill

Matriarch of the OnioninLaws Nobody remembers ever seeing her angry. Nor does anyone remember daring to contradict her. She grows tomatoes with the same dedication she gives to growing completely harmless rumors. She can prepare escudella for twenty-eight people without…

THE THREE IMPRESENTABLES

🍻 Baldrick Barrelbreaker (the one on the left) It has been three hours since it was time to leave. He pretends to listen, but he is only waiting for someone to refill his bottle. Usual phrase: —I’m not saying anything,…

The Brother-in-Lawwwww

Universal consultant, expert in everything and specialist in nothing. He does not live in Prymere. But he is always there. Nobody knows where he comes from. Nobody knows where he goes back to. But he appears whenever there is a…