His Excellency Cassanovus NAPPIUS

Last Lord of Prymere. A gentleman of impeccable manners, limited means, and an unmistakable profile. The proud guardian of a castle that is gracefully falling apart. A tireless defender of family traditions. And the owner of the most distinguished nose…

His Grace Amadeus Culerus

Honorary resident of Prymere for so long that no one remembers when he first arrived. Not even he does. A gentleman of pleasant conversation, impeccable manners, and a natural talent for claiming the most comfortable armchair in the castle. Every…

Aura Belmont

Opinionated Onion Mother-in-Law and accidental resident of Prymere Influencer specializing in botanical beauty, emotional self-care, and delightfully spontaneous content. For more information, photos, and commercial collaborations: She sports an onion hairstyle of remarkable architectural complexity. She can take thirty-seven…