Convent of the Immaculate Discretion

“Silence, prayer, and other activities of questionable classification.” Home of Mother Superior Sister Patience. Residence of Brother Aurelius, the official chronicler, and the ever-patient Brother Gregorius. Home of Sister Chastity. And, since time immemorial, the refuge of Sister Potato of…

Onionsheads

Four inseparable friends, united by affection, shared dinners, and a rather alarming number of onion recipes. 🧅Sigmunda Potscrub Guardian of traditions and of every sentence that begins with, “My grandmother always used to say…” 🧅Clotilda Cracknut Specialist in omelets of…

Sophia Beautifulhill

Matriarch of the OnioninLaws Nobody remembers ever seeing her angry. Nor does anyone remember daring to contradict her. She grows tomatoes with the same dedication she gives to growing completely harmless rumors. She can prepare escudella for twenty-eight people without…