Aura Belmont

Opinionated Onion Mother-in-Law and accidental resident of Prymere Influencer specializing in botanical beauty, emotional self-care, and delightfully spontaneous content. For more information, photos, and commercial collaborations: She sports an onion hairstyle of remarkable architectural complexity. She can take thirty-seven…

Convent of the Immaculate Discretion

“Silence, prayer, and other activities of questionable classification.” Home of Mother Superior Sister Patience. Residence of Brother Aurelius, the official chronicler, and the ever-patient Brother Gregorius. Home of Sister Chastity. And, since time immemorial, the refuge of Sister Potato of…

Onionsheads

Four inseparable friends, united by affection, shared dinners, and a rather alarming number of onion recipes. 🧅Sigmunda Potscrub Guardian of traditions and of every sentence that begins with, “My grandmother always used to say…” 🧅Clotilda Cracknut Specialist in omelets of…