📜 Protocol H-17 of the Council

No zucchini will be left behind. Article 1 Every worthy zucchini shall be harvested. Article 2 If an especially large zucchini appears, the presence of two nuns and a reinforced apron shall be required. Article 3 In the event of…

📜 Provisional Regulations on Excessively Affectionate Greetings

Preamble After observing that certain bows between sisters extend far beyond what common sense would consider reasonable, the Council considers it appropriate to remind everyone of some basic rules of monastic coexistence. Article 1 No bow may be answered with…

📖 Parmesanic (adj.)

A person convinced that any dish can be improved with an extra helping of Parmigiano. See also: Allegro Grattinato di Grana Padano di Tutta la Vita.