📖 Montsada (f.)

A spontaneous phenomenon in which an apparently innocent idea eventually gives rise to appendices, decrees, or entirely new characters.

The manuscript that follows was discovered behind a remarkably large wheel of cheese.

Scholars disagree on whether the text is written in Medieval Latin, highly enthusiastic Italian, or Liturgical Parmesan. Despite numerous attempts, no definitive translation has ever been achieved. 🎹 ORGAN Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… 🎶 CHOIR Graaaaaatinaaaaaaaatusssssssssssss… Aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeternuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum… 🎹 ORGAN 🎶 CHOIR Beeeeeeeeeeeechameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaaaa… Glooooooooooooooooorioooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaa……

📖 Potoxof (m.)

A computing entity of disputed existence. Its responsibility for any technical mishap is, however, considered almost certain.