Residents are kindly requested not to feed trolls with blackthorn jam. The Golden Glade will host the Dance of the Little Lights this Saturday. Baldwin Sevensparks was seen arguing with a salamander over the proper temperature for glass. Sor Potato…
When The Attic falls silent, it’s because something important is happening. Or because Aurelius has fallen asleep on top of the paperwork again. Archive Note The investigation was interrupted for forty-eight minutes. The Chronicler later insisted that he had not…
On the Equitable Distribution of Spaghetti within the Wheel of Parmigiano Article I Whoever stirs shall not scrape. Article II Whoever scrapes shall wash. Article III Whoever leaves cheese stuck to the wheel commits a venial sin. Article IV Whoever…
