📂 OFFICIAL ADDENDUM TO DECREE 17-BIS

After the public reading of the regulations, an incident has occurred. The Chief Custodian of Stardust burst out laughing. As a consequence: 🕯️ Two candles went out. 🥔 Sister Potato choked on her herbal tea. 🥒 The Happy Cucumber applauded.…

📜 Regulations on the Gnawing of Historical Heritage Version 3

(Version 1 disappeared for reasons that need not be specified.Version 2 was slightly chewed.) 📜 DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYDECREE 17-BIS In view of the regrettable incidents that have occurred in the Ancient Archives, the legal framework governing the gnawing…

THE ATTIC’S NAUGHTYLY DICTIONARY: ENOUGHYPY

Enoughypy Verb. To keep messing with something after it was already good, usually because stopping at the right moment seemed far too sensible. “Enough! Stop enoughypying it. It was perfectly fine!”