Official Attic Gazette Decree 14/VII on the Protection of Conventual Innocence Having considered the repeated activities taking place in the cold cellar; Having reviewed Sister Potato’s prior record; Having noted that the turnips continue to remain under permanent and inexplicable…
On the Recommended Angle of the Refectory Cushions “To prevent recurring debates over whether a cushion is comfortable… or simply resigned.” Article I The cushions in the refectory shall maintain an angle sufficient to suggest comfort, but insufficient to invite…
On the Proper Use of Spoons That Have Stirred Honey “To preserve harmony among spoons, teacups, and people who are excessively optimistic.” Article I Any spoon that has stirred honey shall be granted an official period of rest. Not because…
