📂 INCIDENT REPORT

The Case of the Keyboard That Wanted to Type Gregorius 📜 GENERAL DIRECTORATE OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGY CASE FILE No. 47-G After an exhaustive investigation, the Technical Commission has determined that: FULL RESPONSIBILITY LIES WITH THE KEYBOARD. The incident occurred during…

🥒 CASE FILE 23-C: THE CASE OF THE MISSING CUCUMBER

PART I — THE DISAPPEARANCE → Investigation→ Witnesses→ Interrogation→ Urgent Circular→ Open Case File Part II — The Cucumber’s Statement → Found behind a flowerbed of daisies, in a suspiciously affectionate mood with the snails→ Confesses to having accepted a…

Supreme Council of Applied Fresquerology

The Supreme Council of Applied Fresquerology in full extraordinary session. The agenda includes the proliferation of words, non-existent institutions, and other matters of institutional nonsense.