🥒 INCIDENT FILE 23-C: THE CASE OF THE MISSING CUCUMBER

A investigation nobody had requested and that probably would have been better left uninitiated. DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYPRELIMINARY REPORT — INCIDENT 23-C Disappearance of a cucumber under administratively suspicious circumstances. 📂 LAST SEEN The community garden of the Enchanted…

THE DECREE FOR THE CONTAINMENT OF NONSENSE

In view of the uncontrolled proliferation of documents, characters, institutions, and other forms of administrative life, the Supreme Council of Applied Fresquerology has decided to intervene. The result, as was entirely foreseeable, has accomplished absolutely nothing. Article 1 The creation…

📜 UNNECESSARY APPENDIX No. 7

Official Protocol for the Spontaneous Appearance of a Potato with a Face. (Internal document of Sister Patata’s Convent. Reading during meals is strictly prohibited.) Article 1 If a potato stares directly at you… DO NOT STARE BACK. The situation could…