📜 The Official Constitution of The Attic — Article 3

On the separation of powers, excessively sleek turnips, and the unjustified presence of zucchinis in official premises 3.1. The powers of The Attic are divided into: a) Executive Power;b) Legislative Power;c) Judicial Power;d) Gregorius’s Power to claim that he knew…

📂 OFFICIAL ADDENDUM TO DECREE 17-BIS

After the public reading of the regulations, an incident has occurred. The Chief Custodian of Stardust burst out laughing. As a consequence: 🕯️ Two candles went out. 🥔 Sister Potato choked on her herbal tea. 🥒 The Happy Cucumber applauded.…

📜 Regulations on the Gnawing of Historical Heritage Version 3

(Version 1 disappeared for reasons that need not be specified.Version 2 was slightly chewed.) 📜 DIRECTORATE GENERAL OF APPLIED FRESQUEROLOGYDECREE 17-BIS In view of the regrettable incidents that have occurred in the Ancient Archives, the legal framework governing the gnawing…