On the Recommended Angle of the Refectory Cushions “To prevent recurring debates over whether a cushion is comfortable… or simply resigned.” Article I The cushions in the refectory shall maintain an angle sufficient to suggest comfort, but insufficient to invite…
On the Proper Use of Spoons That Have Stirred Honey “To preserve harmony among spoons, teacups, and people who are excessively optimistic.” Article I Any spoon that has stirred honey shall be granted an official period of rest. Not because…
The Incident of the Boeing with Self-Esteem According to the Annals, Potoxof was asked to produce a “barely visible” aircraft. The entity interpreted aeronautical modesty as optional. Minutes later, an aircraft appeared, large enough to eclipse half the continent. The…
