A Popular Report by Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo “The earth does more than nourish. It also protects.” —Sister Potato of Lourdes Foo-Foo… why do potatoes have to be planted so deep? Sister Potato observes the garden for a few…
—What is this, dear? —The sock register. —Why? —Because some of them have left. —They’ve left? —Yes. —Where? —I don’t know. They didn’t tell me. —But how do you know they left voluntarily? —Because if they had been lost, they…
Sister Chastity enters the kitchen with an empty jar in her hand. —Mother Patience? —Yes, dear? —Can indulgences be stored in glass jars? —… —It’s just that I’ve asked for quite a few, and I didn’t know where to put…
