🕊️ Sister Chastity and the Bad Intentions

Responsible for the wardrobe and all the mismatched socks. Patron saint of knitting needles and people who don’t understand hints. She is capable of making three double entendres before breakfast without realizing it. She still believes that that conversation about…

🥔📜 The Facts of the Hereditary Hairstyle

📜 “The chronicler observed that Sister Potato’s hairstyle seemed to defy the laws of physics and also those of common sense.” And Gregorius, innocent as always, asked: 😇 “Sister Potato… do you brush your hair every morning?” And she, without…

🌱 SISTER POTATO OF LURDES FOO-FOO

Responsible for Popular Wisdom “Girls, there are things one needs to know.” Girls, don’t be fooled by appearances. A healthy potato is easy to recognize. The foo-foo, always clean and well ventilated. You know what happens when it can’t breathe:…