Official Hymn of Prudent Ventilation in The Attic There are matters that simply cannot go without a hymn. The ventilation of turnips is one of them. After lengthy deliberations, several annexes, a few disagreements over relative humidity, and an unfortunate…
📜 LESSON I DE PATATA ET PRIMIS REBUS Of the Potato and the First Things 🔔 [The Convent bell rings.] The students enter the classroom in silence. Sister Potato appears before the blackboard with a potato resting on a velvet…
📜 Office of the Registrar The Faculty of Applied Turnipology is pleased to announce that enrollment for Introduction to the Turnip is now open. Prospective students are advised to read the Official Notice carefully before completing their enrollment. The Faculty…
