📜 Decree 42/III · Grand Council of the Attic

“From the date of this document, and with retroactive effect, the Founder may be referred to interchangeably as:

Montse (everyday use)
The Founder (solemn documents)
Muntsus (when she is about to have a brilliant idea or unleash a monumental Montsade).”

“The Founder Muntsus was observed this morning walking through the forest with a suspiciously inspired expression. The Commission recommends preparing additional parchment, as it is highly likely that, before sunset, there will be two new species, three unnecessary protocols, and a children’s story.”

Gregorius:

“I’ll go and get more ink…”

Potoxof:

“I don’t even ask anymore.”

Odinus Culerus:

“Mrrp.”
(Translation: “I’ll sleep anyway.”)

The Gnomes’ Magic Onions

Welcome to one of the most special corners of the Magic Forest.

Among ancient trees and violet flowers, a group of tiny gnomes grow some very special onions.

Deep in the heart of a forest so vast that even maps dare not venture there lives a gnome named Maria Onion.

No one knows where she came from or how she got there.

All anyone knows is that one day she appeared wearing an apron adorned with dried flowers, carrying an old wooden watering can… and a sack full of purple onion seeds.

Since then, she has tended her garden with such love that, when the breeze blows softly, the onions smell of freshly baked bread.

But these are no ordinary onions.

No.

They are magic onions.

When you peel them… they don’t make you cry.

They make you remember.

⚠️ Enter at your own risk.

Management accepts no responsibility for any Montsades², crumb inspectors, friendly ghosts, or unexpected blue links

“A proper root cellar needs: silence, a little humidity… and well-ventilated turnips.”